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Tidbit
Late night visitors to the Inn may have noticed a certain recently-separated Elder spending quality time with a a very slender lady friend, even seeing them leave together on several occasions. There must be more to her than we see.
On the subject of Sinful Pleasures..
The proprietor of the new Chocolate Shoppe was seen giving samples of her wares to a certain tall, dark and very handsome Count - who seemed to enjoy the sweets very much. Whether he saved any for the Countess is unclear.
Harem Disbanded?
Remember the Druid with the harem? A new member of the harem has real claws. One has to wonder if this lady knows about the other ladies in the harem or if the harem will end up being disbanded in favor of the clawed one as the Druid has been spending a lot of his time with this new lady.
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Something Cooking?
A certain little chef has been spending a lot of quality time with her right hand man, most commonly in the Marketplace. Is it menus being discussed, or something more?
Sober And Lavender
Remember the man that you needed to make sure was sober but the little five foot nothing woman had stolen his heart? Looks like a change may be in the wind as he and a lady with lavender hair have been seen leaving the Inn together VERY late at night.
Common Goods
At Uncommon Prices
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 There's an old joke that goes, "How does a woman get a man in RhyDin?" The answer: "She walks into a room." But we all know that there is far more to having a good relationship than walking into a room and meeting someone. Lord Starfare believes that relationships are never static - if they're not getting better, then they're getting worse. This column is about getting them better.
Dear Gav, it's hard to believe but… I am in love with a man who treats me roughly, is inconsiderate, and seldom pays attention to me; however, when we're alone, he can be very loving. In fact, he has recently asked me to marry him. I really think that I can live with him and ignore his bad points. Should I tell him 'yes'?
Signed – Unsure Sister
Dear Unsure, I can understand how conflicted you are. Love does indeed cover a multitude of sins, but only for two weeks beyond the honeymoon, and then only if it's a very quick honeymoon. You say 'you think you can live with him.' That's not a good sign. I go by the rule that you should never marry the person you think you can live with. You marry the one you know you can't live without. Don't compromise in that. If he's inconsiderate in public, it will only be worse in the privacy of your home.
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Dear Gav, it's hard to believe but… I have three different women I want to marry and I can't make up my mind. You and Des seem to have a perfect marriage going and I want one like that, but how do I know which woman will give me what you and Des have? Is it possible to have a trial period? Can I marry all three and over time cast off the two that don't measure up?
Signed – Triple Play
Dear Triple, if you figure out how to get three women to willingly marry you, let me know the secret. In the meantime, sure, have a trial period. It's called 'dating.' The truth is, Triple, there isn't a man alive who can handle even one woman the way she really deserves. If you married three, it wouldn't be long before you'd find yourself being "the odd man out" - literally. You're not ready for marriage, Triple Play. I'd suggest you pick one and settle for a base on balls.
Dear Gav, it's hard to believe but… I just shot my husband. I'm not kidding. Last night I caught him with another woman in a booth at the inn. He laughed and said, "Honey, I hope you don't mind. It's just a little fun I'm having." When he came home at 4:00 am, I was sitting on the porch with his rifle in my hand. I asked him to move a little closer to the hole I had dug and then said, "Honey, I hope you don't mind. It's just a little fun I'm having." Then I shot him in the head. Was I a little harsh?
Signed – Grave now, but had fun
Dear Grave, anything you say is just fine with me!
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