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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, I am writing to remind everyone to think of the little people in your lives. Sure, they might be getting paid to take your order or collect your refuse, but they are still people. Please bear in mind that many of the people who serve you barely get by on what they make. We are, none of us, above these people, regardless of our perceived social strata. These hard-working men and women keep the world moving. Without them, you would have to fix your own carriage.
I, myself, work on carriages. I am a Prince but I have chosen to pursue my passion for transportation repair. Not a day goes by that someone does not treat me like I am an idiot simply because I work under a carriage and not behind a grand desk.
We appreciate your business but a little kindness would also be nice. The person who brings you your food deserves the same respect you would afford anyone you might meet at a lavish party. A smile or a word of thanks would make our days. Whether you thank us or regard us with disdain, we will keep on doing what we do. We will work hard and take pride in our work.
I thank you for your kind attention and hope that you might think about the people you might not have even noticed.
Sincerely, Concerned in RhyDin
DEAR CONCERNED, I agree with you. Not just during the holiday season, but throughout the year, we should pay attention and reward those that do the dirty jobs we don't want to do ourselves. Even a thank you and a smile go a long way.
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DEAR EDITOR, I am absolutely outraged over the treatment of the Scathachian Sisters, outraged! Those ladies have done nothing but helped this city, cleaning up the riff-raff on the streets that the Watch doesn't bother with.
With their leader in jail, the streets aren't safe anymore. I'm scared to let my kids even walk to school in broad daylight. I can't go to my favorite grocer in the West End.
The community needs to know that The Judge has never done us wrong. What are we going to do to help her for all that she and her Sisters have done for us? We've got to stop hiding behind closed doors and let this injustice happen.
Sincerely, A concerned citizen
DEAR CONCERNED CITIZEN, as I'm sure you already read on the front page of this issue, Issy was released on bail. Hopefully the law representatives are also reading this paper. With the election coming up we can only hope that the candidates start with cleaning up corruption without our justice system.
All Creatures Big and Small
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We have two very unique RhyDin homes featured this month. If you are looking to purchase a home in the RhyDin area, contact us quickly so that we can arrange an exclusive showing.
WATERFRONT PROPERTY! Yes, you too can own a unique waterfront property with beautiful views of the water from all sides. Located in the waterway just south of downtown Rhy'Din, you'll have easy access (by boat) to our shopping district. Barking dogs will never bother YOU! Cats and coons will never make it to your garbage. This burglar resistant home is perfect for that safety conscious owner. Fishing permit is included with the home. (Note: Flood and Pirate Insurance is not available for this property.) Price: 130,000 silver.
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A HOME FOR SWINGERS!
Here's another unique home for those of you who are really swingers. Perfect if you are a sailor and want your home to feel like you're still at sea! Also great for insomniacs who rest better with a little motion. Price recently reduced for quick sale. Asking 65,000.
Do you want to see your home featured? Do you want to sell your house or rent an apartment? Sennd your ((private)) message to Gavilean Starfare.
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Lt Curian of the RhyDin Watch has died. The circumstances of this Captain's death are uncertain as of this printing of The Oracle but I did see that there is a new grave with a tombstone and his name is on it.
Official Tera Starfare Disclaimer: This is not to say that they are dead and gone forever however. This is to say that they are dead, buried, and have gravestones at the time of this printing of The Oracle.
Jeremiah Feris, once a respected merchant, was found in the early hours of the morning by his housekeeper at his home in the Northern part of the city. He died quickly of unnatural causes. There are no funeral services or wake scheduled for this businessman at the time of printing.
The Oracle celebrates the successful poisoning of the grumpy old man by his desperate wife. We can only assume this is the case since he didn't write yet another nasty letter. May he pester the poor souls in whatever hell he ends up.
JOB OPPORTUNITY Seeking a competent and caring Groomsman to care for and help in the process of breeding Firebrand horses here in RhyDin. Experience in the care of horses a must, experience with Firebrand horses is preferred. Will train the right candidate. Room and board can be arranged. Only the serious may inquire at the Ravensheart School for the Gifted. Go to the main Administration building. Ask for Sha'uri.
Starfare Wedding Boutique — We here at Starfare Wedding Boutique offer several different plans to make that once in a lifetime occasion something that you and the love of your life can look back on with fond memories as your paths become one forevermore. For more information contact Gavilean or Tera Starfare either at their home or their mail boxes at the Red Dragon Inn.
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Hellballs Leather Goods — "When you need more than skin, Hellballs Leather Goods. After all, it's your hide you are protecting." — To place your order or for more information contact Woody Sprite. You can leave a message for him at the Red Dragon Inn.
Cargo Hauling, cheeeeeeap! — Courier for hire, I can take anything anywhere you want it to go. Contact box in the Red Dragon Inn, room five. Fees negotiable. Misty
Scathachian Sanctuary — Negotiation-irradication services for victims of injustice. For consultation interview (including fees), one may contact the Sanctuary directly, or Isuelt DeRomiano at the Red Dragon Inn.
Guthorm Othinsson is looking for work as a "Gar Bag Collector!" He says he is willing to "rub out your gar bag" for you anytime, anywhere, in RhyDin and surrounding areas. This Norseman comes with a sterling reputation for always getting the job done no matter how small or how large it may be you can count on Guthorm Othinsson to see to it that the work is done and done right the first time!
Only serious inquiries please. Messages may be left at the Red Dragon Inn in care of Guthorm Othinsson.
DESPERATELY SEEKING no one, to do nothing, at the RhyDin Springs Water factory. This person I'm looking for shouldn't exist and in doing so, must not be able to lift between 50 - 75 lbs and be customer-oriented. They will not be paid a decent wage, including medical/dental benfits, and will have no hope for a good retirement plan. The unjob includes twenty personal and vacation days that will never be used. Please do not respond to this ad in person or by telephone, we won't want to hear from you. All RhyDinians are ugly, stupid and useless anyway.
To submit your classified send a ((private)) message to the Editor.
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