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Volume 2 • Issue 5 • Page 2RhyDin - June 2007

Bounty Hunters Delight!

By TERA STARFARE

According to the records of the RhyDin watch there is a new criminal that is wanted dead or alive by them. Now this is something new to behold faithful readers as I have never once seen a report quite like this one. However I do know that we have some new members of the police and guard and watch around town so I'm going to go ahead and put this in here. After all what is one more chance at having to stand on the corner with the nasty newspaper boys and girls when you all have a right to know what is going on around our city!

Apparently one of the officials was attacked while on duty protecting us by this wicked threat to our safety one that they are saying goes by Xtreme Yugo Wolf. The reward offered is currently 250

silver alive or 500 silver if you have proof they are dead. Personally I am not so sure that anyone will stay dead so I don't know what proof you can provide to get that 500 silver but that is what the report I read said so I'm letting you know you do have that option.

And this report also said that Gabriel Ashlocke is now a ghost but I have seen him with my very own eyes fist fighting in The Outback and so I am tending to not really believe that part of that there report. Then again stranger things have happened than ghosts fist fighting such as the time that I watched an orange with a toothpick duel a Baron with a sword in The Arena so I'll let you each make up your own mind about this report as I am just the reporter faithful readers!


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Apathy Can Get You Killed!

By SHARON GOSSIP

In a recent letter sent to The Oracle, a new organization has risen to attack the Slavery Issues in RhyDin. They call themselves Nytefall. Not only does this organization threaten the slavers and any who openly support them, but they are issuing a condemnation of every soul in our fair city. They claim that apathy and/or neutrality will be punished by death.

Excerpt: "But then there are others, ostensibly good people, who would remain apathetic in the face of unspeakable acts. Those who witness the public collarings and the violence yet do nothing. Those who make no effort to even rail against it. It is to you that we give warning.

"Our actions shall no longer be saved for the slaver and those who would support it. Any who would stand idly by and allow public collarings to take place will no longer be safe. Those who would turn a deaf ear to the cries of the enslaved in the public square, within the walls of the Red Dragon Inn, and on the streets of Rhydin shall find such inaction both unwise and unhealthy. If morality does not drive you… If common decency does not drive you… let fear drive you."

(Author of original letter is responsible for the above content not reporter. Citizens are invited to view full contents of the letter. It is posted on the Oracle's public bulletin board, located conveniently at the Oracle's office.)

It seems terrorism in the guise of do-gooders has once again raised its ugly head. Many may not recall the group who took credit for the Northside explosions months ago, Lawful Citizens demanding Protection, however they too claimed their attacks were designed to bring peace to our community. Historically speaking blowing things up and death threats have never been an answer for peace and equality.

The RPD Chief commented "We can't stop every lunatic. We can't stop all the slavers. We can't imprison all the folks who wanna be slaves. We can't do much of anything, ok, lady! So why do you always run to me and ask these stupid

questions? Go chat with the Governor, or the Scathachian Sisters, they have more power and control over the populace than we do."

In the meantime, it is advised that citizens stay alert. Merely witnessing an act of enslavement could lead to your sudden demise. It is highly recommended that you remain aware of your environment at all times, familiarize yourself with near-by exits and plan your hiding spots in advance.

If you have any information that could lead to the capture of any local terrorists please contact the RhyDin Police Department. They will be happy to point you towards people who might care. We at The Oracle will continue to bring you the breaking news on this issue and many others as they become available.

In related news: Governor Kitty Helston was unavailable for comment due to illness, an interview will be granted once she's on the road to recovery.

Bob Gone For Good?

By TERA STARFARE

A source stopped by for a little chat the other evening and told me of a great battle they had witnessed in the Southern Glen. Now I haven't had a chance to run out to the Glen yet but I have heard it is very pretty there so to hear of a battle being fought there was surprising until they told me the names involved.

Bob. It seems that Theron had caught up with him out there and those two went at it like cats and dogs. Ripping and tearing and stabbing and slicing and dicing. True BLOOD GUTS and GLORY stuff as I always say.

It was a bloody mess and even had glimpses of rips through time and space it would seem to other realms the power they were using against each other was that great! It started out fairly normally with little weather events being effected but then they brought out the big guns against each other and lightening was flashing everywhere causing my source to have to hide themselves for fear of getting struck themselves!

At the end though they tell me although Theron looked close to dead he was still alive but Bob had a sword sticking straight through him and well by the time a final burst of power knocked my source backwards Bob was gone he said and Theron just limped away.

From The Governor's Desk

By KITTY O HELSTON
June 2007

I'm sorry to say, but our Governor has taken ill and will not be bringing you this month's "From the Governor's Desk". It's been reported to us by her sister that she seems to be suffering from some sort of poisoning of unknown origins. She is presently resting comfortably at the Blood House Onyx with her family watching over her. If anyone out there has any information as to who the possible culprit is, please notify the authorities. Our prayers go out to our Governor and we at the office have the utmost confidence she shall be up and back to normal in no time.

In the meantime, her appointed financial advisor and emergency Deputy Governor, Chicken is handling things quite well along with the Governor's Executive Assistant, Erin Dunbridge. Together they have managed to keep the office running smoothly. It's my understanding the Executive Assistant has another article in this issue about the Governor and I would highly encourage everyone to take a look at it.

This is a time when we need everyone who truly cares about the city they live in to keep a watchful eye on those around them, even your family and friends. In this town, one never knows when your innocent and naive little sister may suddenly turn into a raving mass murderer.

Thank you and don't forget to donate to the orphanage fund.

Evonna Grey

Secretary


Common Goods
At Uncommon Prices

Sea Monster
Or Sheep in Snakes Clothing?!

By SHA'URI ADARON

Friday April 27, started out like any other day. Actually, it was a little more then just normal since this was the day I was going to my beach house here in RhyDin. You know, spring clean it to get it ready for the summer. What I found made my skin crawl. The thing I found could've gotten even me, as in could've swallowed me whole. Bathers and especially sheep please beware! Either this is a strange new Sea Monster or else the snakes are growing abnormally bigger in the area.

I found this thing stuck to the electric fence of my Beach House here in RhyDin, right on the shores just south of the Market! I found a full grown sheep inside this thing, plus a rotweiler puppy — about eight to ten months old, and a rooster… as well as a briefcase full of women's underwear, an empty pop can and a bottle of Elven blossom wine dated more then a hundred years ago. It was still sealed! Oh, and a pair of cushy handcuffs inscribed with a very recent date. Thankfully, no people or children. Hey, with a maw like that, I had to look! Can you blame me?

Anyway, I did discover numerous tracks along the beach, all up and down the length of the city and then some both north and south along the coast. Take my word for it, there are more then just this one. There were at least a dozen of these monsters plus I found a nest, about a mile up the coast outside the city, with twenty seven hatched eggs the size of baseballs all with little trails leading into the water. As for seeing any of them alive, No. So please be aware and careful if you see one of these things. They are dangerous!

Oh, by the way, anyone interested in snake skin anything? Wallet? Purse? Shoes? Boots? Hats? This one is big enough someone could have a whole wardrobe made out of it. If interested in the snake skin, Contact Sha'uri at the Ravensheart School for the Gifted or at the Citadel of Mysteries within the Exodii System — just use the portal in front of Exodii Enterprises, near the RhyDin beach

G's P.O.V.

By G'NORT DRAGOON-TALANADOR

Another edition of G'nort talk, where I talk, and you ignore it or do whatever you do when you read what it is that I talk about.

Last edition, I said I was going to talk about the Governor title. Well, here it is. Do we need a Governor or political body? I say yes, we do. Why?

The answer is simple. Leadership. The city has so many elements here, both good and evil. We have Paladins, we have Vampires. We have City Guard who are both honest and corrupt. We have do-gooders, and evil-doers, and everyone and thing in between. What the city doesn't really have is a go-to person to look to for answers. That's why I had decided to run for the title of governor. To be the person looked to for leadership, to make critical decisions to both better the city, and make it more secure. Did I think for an instant that it would be an accepted job, or that it would even be an easy job? Of course not. It would be complete gullibility to believe such.

People, think about it. With all that goes on, all these factions who claim a right to power, who would be the one to mediate between them all? There would have to be someone who could put the actual Citie's need before any individual benefits. The Governorship would be just that. Someone to guide RhyDin in a positive direction. Someone who knows that if a Vampire needs to feed, they could have a way to do just that, legally and without negativity so looked at in a vampire. We arrest criminals every day, if they're guilty, they could be punished by being Vampire feed. For the Paladin, their narrow views don't allow for gray areas such as starving people stealing food just to survive. The Governor could put them to work in a soup kitchen, where they will feed other homeless and starving people as well as being fed and taken cared of themselves. For the do-gooders, they need a direction in life so they know where to best use their powers of good. Is it a dry land? Let the elemental mage conjure a rainstorm to assist in the growing of crops. For the evil-doers, well, the Governor must allow the guard to arrest these and jail them so they get, at the very least, a fair trial.

Is it an easy task? No, of course not. Some of these self proclaimed source of all evil characters generally are too tough for the standard guard. That's why the Governor must allocate funds for the equally powerful to police them and bring them to justice.

So often I have heard "RhDdin is a lawless city. There's no policing here." Yet on the same token, I've heard "Why won't anyone help clean up the town?" and other

such remarks. So, we finally get someone to man the post of Governor, a legally elected official by the people, and it appears to me that people still refuse to accept her leadership? Is that fair? Not at all. It seems to me that despite the people electing a leader, they still prefer the chaos. So, whatever happens to you in those dark alleys, you probably deserve it.

Let's talk about those dark alleys. Sometimes they are pretty interesting places to pick up tidbits of information, make secret meetings, have little naughty rendevous… randevoose… ren… you know what I mean. Anyway, if those alleys were a bit cleaner, they'd be a bit more fun. I would suggest maybe some sanitation workers or street sweepers. Just because we live in a chaotic city doesn't mean it has to be dirty.

Speaking of Dirty. Notice how recently there's a bunch of hook-ups and attempted hook-ups going on? I'd not seen that sort of thing in ages. Who's to say what ones are good ones or not? Not me. I'm not even immune to it. Why, just recently I had some hot darling coming on to me hard core, and I must admit that I was sorely tempted. Of course I let my intelligence do the talking and resisted succumbing to that temptation. But oh it was nice. Anyway, what is with this sudden influx of romantic tension? Just spring? Well, perhaps I'll just let our resident gossip monger, Jimmy Toucan, or Mark umm, Fitzpatrick… err… Let me check my notes… Marc Franco, yes! Him! I'll let him do all the nasty guesswork of wondering why people are so looking to do a horizontal mambo with members of the opposite sex lately. Could just be that all the hot people are hooking up, of course. Either way, I'll hope that some restraint is shown and people wait till at least the third date before falling madly in love with someone else.

That said, I bid you all adieu. Until Next Issue, wherein I ask the big question: The Old Ways or Modern Technology, which is better?

Until then, Good night, and good luck!

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