Hook-ups, break-ups, make-ups, and more!!! Your Gossip GangSTAR is back and ready to help you navigate the murky waters that is RhyDin's social climate! Never fear, though! We will make sure that you are adequately prepared the next time you are faced with a major moral crisis!!!
Rule: RhyDin's own Fashion Police Chief can make ANYTHING hot and trendy!!
FLAWLESS Koy is engaged and rumor has it that the upcoming nuptials should happen VERY soon!!! We are absolutely THRILLED that Man-tastic Matt finally opened his eyes and recognized just how above him his sexy girlfriend is!!! Now that the Fashion Police Chief has agreed to marry Man-tastic Matt, we are all left wondering — what's Matt got that could hook FLAWLESS Koy?!?! Color us seriously curious!!! Not only did she make Man-tastic Matt's stock go WAAAAY up but her wedding is the talk among town in fashionable crowds. Every girl on the cusp of marriage is clamoring to know who will do the flowers for Koy's wedding, what will Koy's dress look like, and who will Koy have cater the event!!!
Rule: What's more fun than a love triangle? A love rectangle!
Darren was overheard telling Trash-tastic Jade that he's "pretty" faithful to his lovely girlfriend Sugar. However, more often than not, he's spotted around town (in the Inn, the IFL Garden, or the various dueling venues) with his former flame, DoDer Rena. The pair CLAIMS to be "just friends" and has assured their friends that they are merely platonic buddies. Yet, Rena always seems to turn quite sullen when Darren ditches her to spend a bit of time with the sweet bubble-blowing blonde. To make the situation even more complicated, Rena has a public flirtation/relationship with her and Darren's SOD teammate Val. Val is UTTERLY steamy but IFL is only a part-time gig for him. His permanent position as a soldier causes him to be away quite a bit and leaves his girl Rena lonely and in Darren's company!!! Now Val needs to get his flirt on with Sugar and this one will become SUPER JUICY!!!
Rule: Don't be an elf hater or the Elven Rights and Equal Opportunity Commission WILL smite you!
Lydia certainly caused quite the stir this past month by firing the ADORABLE Carley from A Stitch in Time!!! The reason for the firing is in dispute with sources close to the Stitch stating that it was because Carley was not great with customers and some Elf rights organizations claiming that the firing was race related. The situation grew to a boil when angry protesters confronted co-owner Cute Single Erin and a small group
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of her friends outside the Stitch. In the end, the protesters dispersed and Carley was rehired!!! Yay for the Power of the People!!!
Rule: When cute redheaded witches invite you into the bathroom, RUN!!!
In mid-July, the HAWT Elly dragged Hawk into the bathroom telling him that he is a fashion disaster in need of a makeover!!! After some… curious noises coming from the bathroom, Elly emerged to present her creation. And… well, let's just say Elly's not going to be becoming Koy's deputy any time soon. The look wasn't exactly the "now" thing and Hawk certainly seemed a bit uncomfortable in his new skin. However, the rest of the patrons were HIGHLY amused!
Rule: Don't let your heart get hung up on the Gov. She'll only break it in the end.
For about a week towards the end of this month, Darkmere had the pleasure of taking the Gov Kitty home to his bed!!! The pair were seen exchanging suggestive looks, dirty comments, and necking in the dark corners of the Inn. It was certainly steamy but fizzled out VERY quickly. Kitty was not happy after witnessing the scene Darkmere created by assisting one of the Inn's patrons in making her boyfriend jealous by majorly flirting with her. The next afternoon, Kitty gave your Gossip GangSTAR the EXCLUSIVE that she and Darkmere were OVER!!! Darkmere has been seen using everybody's favorite Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera to ease his broken heart. Kitty, on the other hand, will move on with fur unruffled to break the next man's heart.
Rule: Only SUUUUPER heroes have a pass to dress like they're on their way to a Halloween event.
We're often asked by our fans why we SKEWER the Trash-tastic Jades and Lassie Cassies of the city for their PATHETIC fashion choices while always being so thrilled every time we spot SUUUUPER Des. We must admit that her fashion choices leave us a bit… baffled. Her typical cowgirl get-up — a wide brimmed hat, a cleavage-baring vest, fringed miniskirt, and cowgirl boots — leaves a bit to be desired. However, at the end of the day, when she pairs the outfit with a shotgun and stands behind the bar, ordering out an unruly drunk she is NOTHING short of FIERCE!!! Therefore, we must declare that super heroes are allowed to dress in costumes slightly left of "high fashion".
Stay tuned to our daily blog and printed version to find out what sort of trouble your favorite celebrities, heiresses, and bar flies are up to this week! And as always, your Gossip GangSTAR will be back here next month to help you navigate through the tricky morality of this city! Until next month, take care my lovelies!
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Gavilean Starfare
This poster is starting to show up all over town. We are looking for volunteers to help pull them down before Koy and Matt notice them! By ELLY~
I'm sure most of you remember my wonderful Harvest Festival from last year. Believe it or not, this year is going to be even bigger and better, and that includes the auctions! I've already got more people volunteering and up for auction than I did last year, and it's just the beginning now.
Just to name a few up for auction, there's F3 (short for Fluffykins the Third) owner of the Red Dragon Inn, though most seem to call him Panther for some reason. And there's pretty violet haired Cassie too, who was up for auction last
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year! Regardless of what Franco (also in the auction!!) says about "Lassie Cassie" I don't think she looks like a lassie doggie at all! Countess Carolynn Wyrmcrest also volunteered her time. That's right, real royalty! Not to mention I got quiet cat thief Grem, cute little Kaspar, a gorgeous mystery man, and Chicken! That's just the beginning too, since there's so many more up for auction and many more to come!
And I know some might be reluctant to open up their wallets, but rest assured! Your money is going to a good cause. Just like last year, all profits go to charity. This years charity is to support Governess Kitty Helston's project to build a clinic for sick people. It's a cause that's really close to my heart, and since it's so personal, I've decided I'm going to match the amount everyone bids, so she'll get double, and won't have to wait til the Harvest Festival to receive funds!
All in all, the Harvest Festival Auctions are a win win situation for everyone involved. Sick people get cured, and bidders win a day with some of RhyDin's best!
We here at Starfare Wedding Boutique offer several different plans to make that once in a lifetime occasion something that you and the love of your life can look back on with fond memories as your paths become one forevermore.
For more information contact Gavilean or Tera Starfare either at their home or their mail boxes at the Red Dragon Inn.
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By ELLY~
With so much going on in my personal life like the war and the Harvest Festival I'm afraid I don't have enough time to write out as much as I would like! But I can't leave my uglier readers hurting for knowledge of beauty, so I've listed a couple tips to make yourself prettier!
-For imperfections, a wonderful home remedy to counter that is boiled mugwump combined with a newt's scales. Let it chill afterwards and spread the paste on your face for ten minutes. When you wash it off I guarantee your face will be as flawless and fresh as new!
-Some have trouble getting white teeth. No problem! In the southern woods all you need to do is pick up a few ingredients. Furza fruit (a small blue-grey berry with fur growing on it), Intoxia mushrooms (easy to spot, since they're a brilliant purple with yellow spots) and dill seeds from dill weeds. Though you can pick that up at the grocery store. After shaving the fur off a few Furza fruits, combine that with the cap of the Intoxia mushroom and a teaspoon of ground dill weed. Boil, pack it away to ferment for a week, and you'll have the best whitening toothpaste ever!
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-Furza fruit is also very delicious and very healthy! (so long as you shave it!) So they're a must if you're watching your weight. You can eat them as is, or use them as you would any other berry. Furza pie is one of the most delicious things you'll ever eat, but Furza fruit only grows in the summer, and is really expensive during the other seasons. It should also be noted that Furza fruit is toxic and highly lethal to elves, dwarves, and gnomes.
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